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Spaz's Club Critique

 
Spaz Offers His Thoughts On Some Night Clubs
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Jenkinsons
This is our Jersey shore home-base. It’s right on the beach, so bring your surf-board. If you want it all- Nerds, rockin the floorboards loose and then dance-house music during the breaks, and all the people that go all of that, this is the place to be. It’s a free for all. From college kids to retired bankers, pick up and be picked up. They’ve got the best pizza, a great staff and excellent sound and lights. If you’re going on a Saturday, get there early or else leave your car on the Parkway.

Joe Pop's
What can I say, Joe Pops defines the LBI club. Casual, shorts and 10 year old tee shirt kinda place. Party with a crowd that’s been there all week and are all walking back home to their rental homes. It’s always a great time and nobody tries to kill you if you get a little exuberant.

Mulcahy's
This is our Long Island showplace. And a showplace it is. It’s the biggest Irish pub on the planet. Concert stage sound and lighting, a DJ that plays a little of everything (always a plus) and about 1200 of our most loyal fans on any given weekend. They’ve got an outdoor patio for the evil smokers, and even a running game of Beer Pong. Bring your own paddle and rain coat, I guess.


Black Bear
I love this place. Connecticut clubs have always been great for us and this is no exception. It’s got a great local hang-out feel, with triple the square footage. They dance on the bar, they dance on the chairs, they say One guy even danced on the ceiling in the eighties, but I don’t believe that for a second. I’m not stupid. If you’re near South Norwalk, this is the place to go for fun.

The Osprey
This is a place you have to experience. Enjoying a renaissance of sorts, the osprey has finally taken the BonJovi and Madonna posters off the back wall and remodeled the place after 4 hundred years. It’s probably the rockingest place on the Jersey shore with a separate dance-room (there Is a God) for those of us that need that kind of thing. This is a great place to see us and then crawl off to any of the hundreds of porch parties going on in Manasquan. The Indians had the right idea when they put up all those bungalows on the shore line. It’s a very free-spirited place with the bouncers keeping a close watch on the slightest hint of debauchery, so not to worry. There is no terror threat at the Osprey. It is clearly one of our favorites.


Colorado Café
I love this place. It’s a square mile wide, kinda like Hoboken with a mechanical bull. This place is a cowboy bar all week and a rock shrine on the weekends. It’s got something for everybody- line dancing, bar-b-que all night, a rock DJ and the biggest dancefloor this side of Houston. And the people are smarter, too. Lots of room, lots of parking, lots of Jersey cowboys and cowgirls, a mechanical bull (I wasn’t kidding), just a great time. The staff is great, and the food is cooked. Don’t let the country feel throw you like a mechanical bull though, this place rocks more than Donnie and Marie.

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